Future Movies about Conan

Unlikely sequels to Conan the Barbarian, the first Conan movie, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Conan the Librarian (already done as a "Saturday Night Live" sketch and in a "Weird Al" movie?)

A nice illustration found elsewhere on the net
Adventures of a real librarian using the nom du librare Conan
- Q. What's big, savage, and goes "shhhhhhhhhhhhh"?
- A. Conan the Librarian.

Conan the Vegetarian ("I don't belief in killing animals. Only people.")

Conan the Aquarian ("I belief in free luff and cutting heads off mit my sword.")

Conan the Parliamentarian ("You must get a second to de motion, or I vill cut off your head mit my sword.")

Conan the Libertarian ("I tink you shoult be able to haff any kind of sword you want.")

Conan the Grammarian ("If you split an infinitif, I vill split you in haff. Dangle a participle, and I vill cut it off.")

Conan the Rastafarian ("I smoke two choints, and then I smoke two choints. And then I smoke two more. Then I kill you mit my sword.")

Conan the Agrarian ("I haff decided to beat my swords into plowshares...")

Conan the Aryan ("Arnolt, arnolt ueber alles...")

Particularly for silly biologists

Conan the Planarian (Illustration) (Great for regenerating after battles involving dismemberment.)

Conan the Biomphalarian (Illustration) (For Malacologists - Snail afficianados.)

So far uncaptioned/unenhanced

Conan the Humanitarian

Conan the Octagenarian

Conan the Riparian

Conan the Samarian

Conan the Sectarian

Conan the Totalitarian

Conan the Unitarian

Conan the Utilitarian

Conan the Governor?!?!